90 minutes into your 5-hr flight the pilot tells you that you must relinquish your seat to a flight attendant and go hang out in the bathroom. You...

Go sit on the toilet but promise that they will hear from your lawyer	0 (0%)
Ignore the pilots request, at some point he will have to return to the pit	0 (0%)
Yell obscenities and make threats to "take this plane down", forcing the pilot to make an emergency landing	0 (0%)